Dictionary engineers against employers (humor)

Posted by Unknown Thursday, October 06, 2011




1 - It depends on ...

Ie: you do not know the answer!

2 - After days of investigation it was learned.

Ie: I found this randomly!

3 - How the device is very interesting.

Ie: the machine works and this is surprising for us!

4 - well done

Ie only about 10 percent planned to work!

5 - We did some modifications on the system to give it up.

Ie: We design all our mistakes and I've started!

6 - Due to some problems not seen a bit of planning is back.

Ie: ever worked on another project!

7 - we can predict ... ..

Ie: 90% probability of error goes!

8 - This is not defined in scientific papers.

Ie: the project team members so far who has not thought of this!

9 - projects designed to perfect the whole system works.

Ie: any problems arising from the performance of operators is wrong!

10 - All the choice to be excluded.

Ie: the only person who understood that this is out of the team!

11 - All our work is to be a satisfied customer.

Ie: We are so behind the timing that you give the customer is satisfied!

12 - Project Delivery for the final season next year is predicted.

Ie: that we can blame the delay on the project team from the employer to find!

13 - We are currently working on several options simultaneously.

Ie we have not yet decided what to do!

14 - It takes a few minutes.

Ie: Forget it, I have enough problems!

15 - Now we are ready to hear your words.

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