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Jantay Ho Kiya ?? ??
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BuT i WiLL NoT dO thE saMe Coz i hAve GoT mY owN StyLe...
sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.../
^|^|^ EiD MubaraK ^|^|^

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Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab Eid UL Zuha.

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Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai..

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Dastoor hai duniya ka magar,
Yeh to batao hum kis se mile,
Kis se kahein Eid UL Zuha,
Miss you on eid day.
Eid UL Zuha

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Eid K Din”
Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya,
Acha Guzra huwa Waqt Bohat Yaad Aaya,
jo Mere Dard ko Seenay mey Chupa Leta tha,
Aaj Jab Dard Huwa to Bohat Yaad Aaya..

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May your plate of life be always full of juicy Kababs
& Tikas, Topped with the chutny of Happiness.
With best Eid wishes, Happy EID.

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I Wish you a very happy and peaceful Eid ul Adhaa.
May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions
and Sins and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Happy Bakra Eid | Eid Mubarik !!

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Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you believe in,
the dream you love the best.
Happy Eid!

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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab Eid UL Zuha.

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May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you Eid UL Zuha!

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Wishing you all a very happy eid, and hoping that all the things you wish for will be yours throughout the year.
Eid UL Zuha!!

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Is Msg Ko 16 Nov raat 12 baje kholna

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Muje pta tha ap se sabar kahan ho ga,
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daikh lain
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“* Dil ki *”
“*Gehraiyon*”
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“*…….*”
€EID ul Azha€
€MUBARAK Ho€
Yad rakhna main ne sub se phly ap ko wish kia hai..

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JIS jisne qurbani me hissa lenä hai wo sirf 100 ka bälänce bhej kr booking karwa ly.

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EID Mubarak To All Of You ..=)
Aur *Azadi* Bhe Mubarak, Shaitaano0o.. ;-)
Nikal Jao Apne Apne Qaid Khano0 Se.. Aur Lag Jao Apne Shaitaanpan P.. :-D

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Oh. Butterfly Go & Say To You &
Urs All Faimly Members
EID MUBARAK
EID Mubarak To All Of You ..=)
Aur *Azadi* Bhe Mubarak, Shaitaano0o.. ;-)
Nikal Jao Apne Apne Qaid Khano0 Se.. Aur Lag Jao Apne Shaitaanpan P.. :-D

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May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,


ur hert with love,
ur soul with spirtual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u and ur family
Very HAPPY EID MUBARIK...

Assalamu-Alaikum and Greetings!

As you may very well know, we are in the season of Hajj and Monday, November 15th will be the Day of Arafah - the day when all pilgrims proceed to Mount Arafat (near Makkah) for Hajj. This day is very special for Muslims worldwide, whether traveling on Hajj or not. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said:

"Yawm 'Arafaah (the day of 'Arafaah), Yawm al-Nahr (the Day of Sacrifice or Eid day) and Ayyaam al-Tashreeq (the 3 days following Yawm al-Nahr) are Eid (festival) for us, the people of Islam. These are days of eating and drinking."

We wanted to remind you that Saudi TV is transmitting Hajj live for it's viewers. You can watch Saudi TV and Hajj transmission live on the links below.

14 AUGUST MuBARaK

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Ye watan Humara hy tum ho khamakha is may….
Advance
14 AUGUST MuBARaK

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Azadi K Din Par Meri Dua Hai K,
Allah Aap Ko Quaid Ki Akal,
Iqbal Ki Shakal,
Liaqat Ki Sherwani,
Fatima Ki Jawani,
Nehru Ki Chal Aur,
Gandi Ji K Baal De.

“azadi Day Mubarak”

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Dunia ma tum jaha b raho
Ye kehne se tum na daro
Mera watan meri jan
I Love My Pakistan

"Happy Independence Day"

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Bas aik tamanna hai
bas aik hi hasrat hai
is dunya k naqshe pr
har simt likha dekhon
< aik lafz chmakta sa khushbu sa mehkta sa Wo lafz ha "Pakistan" "Happy Independence Day"

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Gurbat
Bomb Blast
Army Operations
load sheding
or
Terrorist Activties
Se Bach Jane Wale Tamam
BCHAY-KUCHAY PAKISTANION Ko.

14 Agst mbrk ho.

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Hamare Flag Mai

Green Colour Means
"Pakistan"

White Color Means
"Aman"

Lekin Phir B Hamare Mulk Me Aman Nai Hy
Q K

Aman K Andar Danda Jo Dia Hoa Hy

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KHUSHION KA MULK PAKISTAN

1. Light aane ki khushi,

2. Bazar mai shopping k bad zinda Ghar wapis aane ki khushi,

3. Bus mai seat milne ki khushi

4. Taweel arse k bad Double sawari khulne ki khushi,

5. Namaz parhne k bad Khud-Kash hamle se bachney ki khushi,

6. Bus se utarne k bad apne Mobile ko apne jaib mai dekhne ki khushi,

7. Masjiid C nikalte waqt chappal mil jane ki khushi,


KHUSHION BHARA PAKISTAN .

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LIVE 4 NOTHING

DIE 4 SOMETHING!

Say it loud n proud,
PAKISTAN zindabad.
I am Proud to b a PAKISTANI.

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Aik Pathan
Pakistan Ka Flag Lene Aik Shop Par Gaya
Usne Dukandar Se Kaha Ke
Pakistan Ka Flag Dikhao

Dukandar Ne Flag Dikhaya
To Pathan Ne Aik Aisi Baat Ki
Jisse Dukandar Ko Gussa Aagaya

Guess Pathan Ne Kya Kaha Hoga??
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Pathan Said:
Yaara Isme Aur Colour Dikhao

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Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 14th August will
add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

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Happy B'DAY
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY
Oh my god Happy NEW Year

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As The Year 2009 Draws To An End
I Want To Thank The Special People

Who Touched My Life With Their Concern &
Made My Life More Meaningful,
You Are One Of Them..

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Aaj main aap se apne dil ki
bat kahna chahta hun
han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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On this independence day
we remember the years past
we honor this very day
for our flag, old glory, has last.

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Khuda Karay Ke Meri Arz-e-Pak Per Utray
Wo Fasl-e-Gul Jisay Andesha-e-Zawaal Na Ho
Yahan Jo Phool Khily, Khila Rahay Sadi'on
Yahan Khizaan Ko Guzarnay Ki Bi Majaal Na Ho.

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Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i'm thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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Khoon e Dil de K Nekhareen Ge Rukh Barg e Gulab
Hum Ne Gulshan kay Tahafaz ke Qasam Khai Hay
Happy Independence Day.

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They Join hands in Hands
Brave Pakistanis all

By uniting v stand
by dividing v fall

Jashne Azadi Mubarak
Allah Bless our country.

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Our life iz full of Colors
I hope this 15th August will
add more colors 2 ur life
Happy Independence Day.

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Other might hav forgoten
But never can i
da Flag of my country
Furls very high
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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Azadi ky din aj mare dua hy k
ALLAH ap ko Quaid ke aqal
Iqbal ke shakal,
Nehru ki chaal
aur gandhi g ky baal dy
Jashan e azadi mubarak

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How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when we get pakistan on 14 August
Azadi Mubarak

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Today On Independence Day
Here I am wishing
Our dreams come true
Happy 15th august

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00.00:03 00.00:02 00.00:01 00.00:00 [[[DhuZZ]]] =**=**=**=**= 14 Aug Mubarak
Happy Independence Day

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Aap sub ko meri taraf sey Jashne Azadi Mubarak ho.

Tamaam Ahle watnoon ko Jashne Azadi Mubarak ho.

Jashn-e-Azadi Mubarak

Pakistan Zindabad.

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aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May
Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your
transgressions and ease the suffering of all
peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

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AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO
sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn
luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNgu
cHu, WISHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK

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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Khushi Har Bat
ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah
Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.

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may this eid brings lots of happiness
4 u n ur family (Ameen)

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Ab tu har bar,chand raat ko main chand ko
dheekta hoo aur yeh guman karta hun k shayad ab ki
bar chand
raat main tum b chalay aao,aur chpkay say meri
aankhon par haath rakh ker keh doo

!!! EID Mubarak !!!

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Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK

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Meri lye Eid ki sirf ek mathlab hai vo hai TUM..
intezaar hai kab hojayegi
HUM....
islye Mubarak, Mubarak!!!

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mubarak!! mubarak!!
shaadi ki mubarak..
aray nahi EID MUBARAK..
itni kushi main sab kuch bul gaya par tumhe nahi...
maza karo, ishq karo, pyaar karo, or muje vapas
sms karo.

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apne kia sochakay sms nahi aya ga.......
socha ya dost aapko sms nahi karay ga.....ap ko
bhool jaya ga.......
ya to adat ha hamari purani satanay ki...........
paiyra dost per kon bhulana chahay ga by tha way
happy eid day.

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Salammmmmzzzzzz!!!Phoolon ki har khili khushboo
dey aap ko..........Suraj ki har kiran roshni dey
aap ko..........Hum tou kuch deny kay qabil
nahi..........Deny wala her khushi dey aap
ko(AAMIN)EID MUBARAKKK 2 my Cuty Jani:-)

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Jub tuk yah zamin rahe asman rahe hushian tuje
naseeb hon, tu jahan rahe sajti rahe unhi teri
phulon ki anjuman, chamne bahar teri Be hazan
rahe, Eid Mubarik

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Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to
Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in
all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r
helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak

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Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk,
sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u.

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may the angels protect u...may the sadness forget
u,...may goodness surround u and may Allah always
bless u.,,,,,,Eid Mubarak

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u
but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRIK

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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid tak isay khilana
Pilana
Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
Maine b Qurbani krni hy

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Eid mubarak In advance & must tell han kesa laga bakra
take cArez KHuda hafIz.

Hum sub K liye Khusiyon ka pegaam hy,
Ummat e Mustafa Per Allah ka inaaam hy,
Kaiynat k her goshe se aarhi hy sada,
Amad e Ramzan hy
Amad e Ramzan hy.....

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Leader - Allah
Guide - Quaran
Lyrics - Aazan
Loyality - Imaan
Request - Dua
Protection - Fitra
Oath - Kalma
Exercise - Namaaz
Self Control - Roza
So… Good Luck 4 Ramzan

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Ibadatoon Ke Is Door Mein
Ao Maangein Sub Ke Liye Magfarat
Maangtein Hain Hum Kuch Na Kuch Apne Liye
Chalo Aaj Doosroon Ke Liye Maangein
Ramadhan Ki amad Ki Khusi Hai Bahut
Saath Hi Is Ke Jald Roohsat Ho Jaane Ka Ghum
khuda Kare Waqt Tham Jaein Us Waqt
Jab Baras Rahi Ho Khuda Ki Rehmat Hum Par
Ramadhan Ke Roohsath Hone Se Pehle
Dar-e-Tauba Band Hone Se Pehle
Is Mubara

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May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan

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Rehmat aur barkat ka aaya
"MEHMAN"

Nemat aur Maghfirat ka mile ga
"INAAM"

Kr lo tayyari ISTAQBAL ki

Aa raha hy pyara "MAAH-E-RAMAZAN"

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Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..

Log Roza Na Torh Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr... =P ;->

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Mah-e-Ramzan se pehly ki Dua
Ae ALLAH!
Mjhy Ramzan k Lye Slamat Rakh
Or Ramzan ko Mre Lye Rehmat bana
Or Mere Lye Ramzan ko
Maqbol Bana kar Salamat Rakh
AAMIN

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Kia
baat hai is bar tume
Ramazan se pehle Band
kr dia... ;->

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Jo kar sakta hy karle
.
Jahan chup sakta hy chup ja
.
Kiyun k tere pass hain sirf 15 din,
.
14 din k bad tujhe dunya k har kone se dhoond kar Qaid Kaid kr dia jae ga samjha!
Ramzan Aane Wala Hai... =P ;->

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Mafhoom-E-Hadees:

"Rozadaar Ka Sona Ibadat Aur Us Ki Khamoshi Tasbeeh Karna

Aur Us Ki Dua Qabool Aur Us Ka Ammal Maqbool Hota Hai."

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YA ALLAH..

Iss Ba-Barkat Raat Main Ham Ko Woh Tamam Naematain

Atta Farma Jo NABI PAK (S.A.W) Ne Maangi Hain.

Aur Un Tamam Fitnoun/Museebatoun Se Mehfooz Farma,

Jin Se Hazoor-E-Pak (S.A.W) Ne Panah Maangi Hai.

( A A M E E N )

^~^ "SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK" ^~^

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hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain

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Jism ki tandrusti “NAMAZ” main hai,
Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai,
Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai,
Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,

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Welcome Ramzan!
Walk Humbly
Talk Politely
Dress Neatly
Treat Kindly
Pray Attentively
Donate generously
ALLAH bless You

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Rozey 30
quran key parey 30
babarkat mahina sal mein ek bar
ap key liye dua
har naamaz key bad
happy ramadan

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

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Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

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Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

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Plz don't read this


Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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?
dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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I convey my cordial & sincere greetings to U & Ur family on the occasion of Milad-Un-Nabi, the auspicious day on which Prophet Hazrat Mohammad Sahib made his descent on earth.

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Mustafa Jane Rehmat pe Lakho Salam!
Jashan-e-Eid Milaad Un Nabi Mubarak Ho!

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Dil main Rehnay walay ko
Dil say ID MILAAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho

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Duniya ki her Fiza may ujala RASOOL ka,
Ye sarii kainaat hay Sadqa RASOOL ka,
Khushbo-e-Gulab hay pasina RASOOL ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka...

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RABI-UL-AWWAL Bhuhat Bhuhat Mubarak Ho
Remember me in your Prayers...
EID MILAAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho

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Aap Ko Jashan-e-Eid Mulad Un Nabi Mubarak Ho
Allah Ta'llah Hum Sab Ko Seedhi Rah Per Chalne Ki Taufeeq Ata Farmayein

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Aap Ko Bhi Jashan-e-Eid Mulad Un Nabi Mubarak Ho
Allah Ta'llah Hum Sab Ko Seedhi Rah Per Chalne Ki Taufeeq Ata Farmayein

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The Prophet's birthday is a moment to rededicate ourselves to the ideals for which he lived his life.
He gave us the message of compassion towards all fellow beings.
May His enlightened message, guide us on the path of Peace, Goodwill & Harmony.

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Holy Prophet, Hazrat Mohammad Sahib showed us
The path of Righteousness,
Compassion,
Charity,
Brotherhood & Tolerance.

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I convey my cordial & sincere greetings to U & Ur family on the occasion of Milad-Un-Nabi, the auspicious day on which Prophet Hazrat Mohammad Sahib made his descent on earth.

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Allah Tallah Hum Sab Ko Sedhi Raah Pr Chalny Ke Taufeeq Ata Farmay
Ameen
HAPPY EID MILAAD-UN-NABI

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Allah Tallah Hum Sab Ko Sedhi Raah Pr Chalny Ke Taufeeq Ata Farmay
Ameen
HAPPY EID MILAAD-UN-NABI

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"Duniya ki her Fiza mein Ujala RASOOL ka,
Ye saari kainaat hai Sadqa RASOOL ka;

Khushbu-e-Gulab hai Pasina RASOOL ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka"

EID-e-MILAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho

QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri,
iS Ki Hai bUhAt bAri ZiMaDaRi,
pAr tUm nA rAkHnA iS sE kOi tAwAqUA,
kYoN K iS kO hAi QoM kO LooTnaY Ki BiMaRi.

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Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar

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yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?

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Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo

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channel p ki bharpoor kamyabi k bad ab Geo pesh karta hai Geo Z,

iss mein apko milein ghey waadey, wadey khilafian, lollipop aur b boht kuch.

Channel k slogan hai,

pehley lota musharaf tha aur ab zardari hai, Geo Z geo zardari hai

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Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,

Farq to parta hai,

"Geo Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari

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mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,






"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"

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mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush

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I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can't
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn't Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.

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aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)

socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)

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Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR

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So here is it the another innovative post to Celeberate 14th August. Send these sms messages to your loved ones to cherish them on the day of your beloved country.


I love PAKISTAN

P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida

PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

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Happy Birth DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW Year. Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Our life is full of Colors …
I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life

Happy Independence Day

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Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i am thinking of you in a very special way
happy independence day

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Happy B day o sorry, happy eid day oh no no, happy valentines day oh shit, happy annuversary oh not again, happy national day ufff. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, o yes, yaya im correct. So live indepently.

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Bomb bursting
july fourth
i love the fireworks
and all the warmth
of the years passed
with my friends
hope this time it lasts
my independence

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On Independence Day
Here’s wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us…
NOW AND ALWAYS!

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Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,
thori si khushi her baat k baad,

Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….

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Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,
Meri Khush naseebi,
mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na
sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.

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Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.

A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

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Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across the miles
and say i’m thinking of you
in a very special way
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de
AZADI DAY MUBARAK

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thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence

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do u know pakistan means...no!ok i m gonna tell you P=perfect A=aimitious K=kool I=islamic S=super T=talented A=able N=nation.......

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On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!

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Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day kami

aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

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Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

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On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!

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Independence Day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day... never forget their sacrifice..Happy Independence day

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Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se

AMERICAN SAYS: INDIA IS BACKWORD IN SEX TECHONLOGY.ANGRY SARDAR STARTED SHKING HIS PENIS.AMERICAN:WHY R U SHKING UR COCK? SARDAR:I AM fu*king MY WIFE THRU BLUETOOTH

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1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.

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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye...

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A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi"

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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...

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main mangta hoon tu dati nahi... jawab meri baat ka.....
deti hai to khara ho jata hai...
rom rom jazbat ka...
kyun keti ho bar bar dalo...
baloo main phool gulab ka.....

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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
Aao kamray mein chalain
Reema; Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai

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Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

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Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.

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SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins

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Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......

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Pehlay hath mein pakro!
..
...
Phir thook lagao?
..
...
Phir Seedha karo? ?
..
...
Phir andar ghussao???
..
...
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

What Is the Similarity Between?
Baygon Spray and Body Spray?
If U Don’t Use Baygon Spray U Will
Suffer, If U Don’t Use Body Spray
We Will Suffer

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OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ?

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala,
Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya,
Bijali hi chali gayi.

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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

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Beta:- apni maa se purani album dekhte hue”maa ye photo me smart
admi kaun hai”?Ma”:- beta ye tumhare papa hai” Beta -”to hum
iss ganje k sath kyo rehte hai

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Briteesh distraayed avar kantry faar 150 ears. Lat us destraay
theare laanguvedge foryever. Pharward dhis tu aal indians. Lats
mek ”aisi ki taisi” af ingliesh.

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what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies

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Wife TV pr cricket match dekh rhi thi,husbnd smart ban k aya aur
bola,”DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HUN?”.tabi wife zorse chilayi
“CHHAKKA”

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the
Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO

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WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian-2 galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshishna kar

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Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai

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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota…
tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota..
aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota!

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GURBAT MITAO OFFER OF ALL GREEB CUSTOMER

easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurbat ka shikar hain or un
k pass galti se mobile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail
offer hy k wo iss number 0321-0000000 per MISS CALL kerain
or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
.
.
NOTE:
yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka balance ZERO hy

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Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.

Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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Suba uth kar 2 kam kar lia karen.!aik ”ALLHA” Ka sukar ada kia karen k ”ALLHA” ne hamin zinda rakha
or dusra nha lia karen ta k dusry b zinda reh sakain

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Shaadi ka wada kia Perveen sewarna mohabat to thi Nasreen se
anjane main sab kehdia Sabeen se
kia haal hoa tha pocho Samreen se
ab ummeed hai sirf Noreen se
lekin baat banegi Farheen se
ya fir dekho Afsheen se
nahi to shayad Nosheen se
&hosakta hai k Naveen se
warna setting to apni haiMehreen se

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Husbnd: kal mery khawb may ek larki aye thi.Wahh! Kiya larki thi,
Wife: Akeli aye hogi?Husbnd: tumko kaise pata?
Wife: usska husbnd mere kawab mein tha…

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A sardar said to a girl
Please Love me.

The girl replied rudely
Tumhain Love karnay say pehlay may apnee jaan na day doon.

Sardar said ” Mar jana, kisay ghareeb day kam na aana”

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Doctor And Sardar Love same Girl….
Sardar give her Apple every Day…..

Girl Asks Sardar why you giving me apple daily ?

SARDAR : ”AN APPLE A DAY KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY”

Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..

AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.

Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p

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Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant Le AA"

Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"

Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "



Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain.

Malika sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask, "Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?"

Doctor: "bathroom ki kundi."

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Chaewala ladki dekh kar bola: bholi is soorat, ankhaon mein masti, dur khadi sharmaye, aae haaye,

Ladki boli: kali is surat, haath me ketli, dur khara chilaye, chae chae.




Boy says 2 girl: tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

Girl says: tuti hui chapal se pite Ga ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

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Chemistry ki class main teacher NE ek larki se pucha what is "Nitrate"?

Larki Sharma kar boli: "sir, night rate 1500/-, aur hotel charges alag honge."

Jaruri to nahi jeene ke liye sahara ho,
Jaruri to nahi hum jenke hain vo hamare ho,
Kuch kashtiyan dub jati hain, jaruri to nahi
Ki har kashti ka kinara ho.

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Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !
Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!
Kisi ko kyuin yaad karta koi !
Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi .... !!


Chaha to bahot tha lekin woh mila naahin
Lakh koshisho ke bawjood humare beech ka fasla meeta naahin
Is kadar majboor kar diya zamane ne hume
Ki woh meri kisi sada pe tehra hi naahin

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Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega !
Magar hamari tarah , tumhe kaun chahega !!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega !
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega .... !!

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Mein tamam koshisho ke bawjood haar gayi
Woh use mil gaya jisne use maanga hi naahin
Har ek se poocha tera na milne ka subub
Har ek ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi naahin