Pakistani News

"Welcome to the Pak Army Hotline
.. For Real Estate press 1;
for Banking Services press 2;
for Construction and Civil Contractor Services press 3;
for Logistics press 4;
for Agricultural Services press 5;
for Retail Services press 6;
for Consumer goods press 7;
for Bakery Goods press 8;
for Restaurant and Wedding Hall Services including Army bands for hire and Bridal Joras press 9;
for Security Services and in case of enemy attack please hold on ... (And to the tune of Madam Noor Jehan's 'Mere Dhol Sipaya'):

You are in a Queue but your call will be answered soon by 'Brinks' ..."