Sardar ka radio kharab hogaya, us NE khol k dekha to andar 1 mara hua chuha mila,
Ye dekh k sardar gusse se bola: AB chalega kaise? Sala singer he mara pada hai.
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Father 2 son : padosi ki ladki ko dekh. Who exam main 1st aai hai.
Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.
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Shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse itna pyar karte tahe k humare sone tak humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote.
Wazeer: isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye
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Husband: if I die, will u remarry?
Wife: no, I'll stay with my sister.
Wife: if I die will u remarry?
Husband: no I'll also stay with your sister.
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