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Only married man will truly Understand!! ( Funny )

Talking Only married man will truly Understand!!
Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
> Wife: Jo aap kaho
> H: Dal chawal bana lo
> W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
> H: to sabji roti bana lo
> W: bacche nahi khayenge
> H: to chhole puri bana lo
> W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
> H: eggs bhurji bana lo
> W: aaj guruvaar hai
> H: paraanthe ?
> W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
> H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
> W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
> H: kadhi chawal?
> W: dahi nahi hai
> H: idly sambar?
> W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
> H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
> W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
> H: phir AB kya banaogi?
> W: wo Jo aap kaho ??????????????????